INNUENDO CITY HERE, FOLKS

Apr 18

perfumeandpancakes:

ellen degeneres can host my funeral

Apr 18

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

Apr 18

quote if someone would leave another person over something as pointless as sex, they shouldn’t have been there in the first place.

— Sarah
Apr 18
Apr 18
naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

Apr 18

nowyoukno:

Now You Know more about Lotso! (Source)

Apr 18

eleneripenneth:

lilyliqueur:

 Wesley the sass master, here.

Because there is never enough Princess Bride.  Ever.

Apr 18

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD <3

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself
Apr 18

maleteen:

chinese food is more important than 95% of the things in my life

Apr 18